Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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