Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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