he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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