found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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