woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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