Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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