They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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