You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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