no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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