Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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