Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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