everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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