...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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