Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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