what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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