oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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