He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
tell me about the fingering
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