whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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