I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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