And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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