all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I love you.
Bad choice
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