the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
