that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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