YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
is it fun? or sober?
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