We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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