she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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