I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want nice things and good sex
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
