**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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