I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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