I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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