How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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