you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
third nipple confirmed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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