mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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