And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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