Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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