he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
why do cheetos always look like penises
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
