My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The adults are the big ones right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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