Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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