Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
