I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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