can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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