I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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