I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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