you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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