OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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