How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We need to rekindle our bromance
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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