Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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