I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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