You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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