Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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